heat miser

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

He's too much!

Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Too Much!

no. seriously.
heat miser is in control over here.
i had no idea how much AC is needed in AZ.
sure, i get how hot it is
outside.
but that's outside.
the past week or so it has been as hot INSIDE my house. add the humidity, and
it's crazy hot. you never realize how precious ac is till it's gone.
busted ac. plus a holiday weekend. nice.

between waiting for numerous (yes) repair guys and waiting for a package i have
to sign for- i have been stuck. here.
hot and sticky. yuck.

my mind goes to my summers in italy!!
(there is NO ac inside. none at all.
i remember thinking that maybe it was a joke the instructors were
telling us. they joked that there was no tp in italy. as far as the ac,
it's oh-so true.)

summer # 1- rome in july.
*the scene of me inconspicuously hiking my
dress up to my knees (under the kitchen table of course) where
we all sat during a discussion. i'd fan my knees... together & out
to try for some relief. (pathetic)

*hearing
attenzione! (be careful!) It's straight from the fridge.
when someone offered us a COLD drink.
(she wanted us to wait till it was room temp to
drink it.) i didn't that day.


summer #2 calgiari and quartu (on sardegna)

*having my companion tell me that the hole (an open 3"pipe) in
in our kitchen was enough ventilation
for the entire house. (huh?!?) therefore we did not need to open
a window at all.

*walking or awaiting a bus in the muggy swampish
parts of quartu.

*taking a shower and then needing another one as soon as you
towel off... so humid.

hmmm... don't get me wrong. i loved everything about italy!!
the people, the food, the arts, the scenery, the history, the culture,
everything.
there were just points in the summer when it was stinkin' hot.

now i will go enjoy a cold drink-
straight from fridge.